Paint pens, a haiku by CB

"CB" (jrcb) 09/17/2017 at 14:47 • Filed to: shitpost

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These dickholes

Paint pens suck so bad

Seriously, fuck paint pens

Eat my balls, paint pens

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > CB 09/17/2017 at 15:02

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*snaps fingers in lieu of applause while wearing a beret and pointy goatee*

Connqr > CB 09/17/2017 at 15:14

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This is a poetic masterpiece

Svend > CB 09/17/2017 at 15:18

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Simple, take a small 15ml bottle, empty contents of the touch up pen and use the tip of a cocktail stick to stipple in paint chips by building up the paint.

If your touch up pen doesn’t contain lacquer, mix 60% paint with 40% lacquer before using.

Make sure you properly clean and remove any residue before touching in.

If done right, you won’t need to wet sand back and polish up

CB > Connqr 09/17/2017 at 15:18

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I believe true art can only come from suffering.

CB > Svend 09/17/2017 at 15:19

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I’m just doing what the instructions tell me to do. I don’t need it to look pretty, I just need it to prevent the spots from rusting.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > CB 09/17/2017 at 16:20

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We need more Haiku around here. It was going pretty strong for a little bit about a year ago but then it died down.

CB > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 09/17/2017 at 17:12

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It would be a hilarious theme day.

pip bip - choose Corrour > CB 09/18/2017 at 06:21

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you’re angry, i can sense it